Queeroscope

Taurus Well, what to tell you? You know that there’s a fine line between dedication and stubbornness and you yourself are definitely self-aware enough to make the difference. No need, either, to tell you to be patient in your newest endeavours – if anything, you know how to play the long game a bit too well… But sometimes, it might just be necessary to change plans last-minute, you know? Else, you risk losing out on amazing opportunities! Especially when your current “project” involves a rather hopeless-seeming situationship… Yes, they like you. No, they’re not emotionally available right now and, if you’re being honest with yourself, no amount of perseverance will lead you to the desired result here. Sometimes the best way to win in the long run is to call it quits and save yourself the trouble and the heartbreak. Your natural aversion to the hookup culture seemingly dominating queer spaces will pay off for sure – just not this time!

Cancer Oh, you definitely left an impression when you entered that room! Pity, though, that it wasn’t necessarily entirely correct… But that’s alright with you, isn’t it? Hard shell, soft core and all that. And who cares about the people who aren’t willing to invest the time and energy to get to know the real you anyways? Well, you definitely aren’t wrong but remember that, in order for people to get closer to you, they first need to, well, get close to you and you’re not exactly making it easy for them… Which is a bit of a shame, considering how caring and empathetic you are! But then again, seeing how much you are willing to give to others, it’s perfectly understandable – as much as it might make it hard for you to navigate the seemingly omnipresent promiscuity of queer spaces… Still, try to open up a little: there just might be more people looking for as much commitment as you than you think!

Virgo You are enough! Queer enough, smart enough, pretty enough – just simply, enough! Why open with this? Because, as you know best, you’re your own very worst critic and there’s much more than enough self-loathing to go around inside the community! So, try to cut everyone some slack, both others – and they will thank you for it, just don’t expect them to literally say “thank you” – and, more importantly maybe, yourself! After all, you’re almost as patient as you’re perfectionistic and there’s no shame in letting patience win from time to time, be it in a professional or a personal context. Don’t take it, however, as an excuse to indulge in your worst codependent tendencies: being patient and being an enabler is not the same thing.You shouldn’t need to feel useful in order to feel loved! Always remember: you are enough but so is, in the end, everyone else!

Scorpio How’s domesticity going for you? Well, knowing you, you’re either doing amazing or starting to question the path you have chosen for yourself… And both are perfectly valid! You bring a lot of intensity into everything: friendships, relationships, life plans. You know what you want and you always get there, one way or another… Or at least that’s what it looks like from the outside… And who’s to tell what’s going on inside your head? You’ve built those meaningful connections in your life but somehow seem to be hesitant to rely on them – for sure, trust doesn’t come easy to you and who could blame you for it? But as much as you’re willing to fight tooth and nail for your found family of queer weirdos, don’t hesitate to let them return the favour! And do try to listen to their advice – believe it or not, your well-being is important to them!

Capricorn Remember that time when you didn’t want to participate in your local queer karaoke but then ended up being the last one to leave, fuelled, for once, by sangria and an inexplicable desire to sing all the early 2000’s pop metal songs? Maybe not, but those around you sure do! Because unfortunately, you sometimes come off as almost allergic to fun, having drawn the opposite conclusion to the fact that life is shorter than most anyone else… And, fair enough, you know where you want to end up and will get there, which cannot be said for everyone. However, try to enjoy yourself more! Having and reaching goals is all well and good but, as the saying goes, the journey is a goal in and by itself! And while you’re at it, also try to cut those around you some slack: everyone’s needs and goals are different which keeps life interesting. And what even is a journey, without travel companions? The relevant answer: a lot less fun!

Pisces While it may be sometimes difficult for others to relate to your inner world, its richness and the imagination, it attests to, are undeniable strengths of yours! Let the nay-sayers call you a dreamer or even delusional – never forget that there’s also those who will always appreciate the whimsy and kindness you bring into their lives! Be careful, though, to stay grounded in reality, lest you end up swallowed up by your emotions! Even those close to you might not always be able to offer as much empathy and compassion as you do them and the flipside of feeling everything as deeply as you do is a tendency to take things too personally. And it’s only understandable, then, that you might be more conflict-avoidant than your peers. Remember, however, that the occasional fight in a relationship is not a catastrophe and that, well, “conflict is not abuse”. There is always a fine line between healthy fights and becoming the new source of drama in your queer bubble, after all!

Taurus Well, what to tell you? You know that there’s a fine line between dedication and stubbornness and you yourself are definitely self-aware enough to make the difference. No need, either, to tell you to be patient in your newest endeavours – if anything, you know how to play the long game a bit too well… But sometimes, it might just be necessary to change plans last-minute, you know? Else, you risk losing out on amazing opportunities! Especially when your current “project” involves a rather hopeless-seeming situationship… Yes, they like you. No, they’re not emotionally available right now and, if you’re being honest with yourself, no amount of perseverance will lead you to the desired result here. Sometimes the best way to win in the long run is to call it quits and save yourself the trouble and the heartbreak. Your natural aversion to the hookup culture seemingly dominating queer spaces will pay off for sure – just not this time!

Cancer Oh, you definitely left an impression when you entered that room! Pity, though, that it wasn’t necessarily entirely correct… But that’s alright with you, isn’t it? Hard shell, soft core and all that. And who cares about the people who aren’t willing to invest the time and energy to get to know the real you anyways? Well, you definitely aren’t wrong but remember that, in order for people to get closer to you, they first need to, well, get close to you and you’re not exactly making it easy for them… Which is a bit of a shame, considering how caring and empathetic you are! But then again, seeing how much you are willing to give to others, it’s perfectly understandable – as much as it might make it hard for you to navigate the seemingly omnipresent promiscuity of queer spaces… Still, try to open up a little: there just might be more people looking for as much commitment as you than you think!

Virgo You are enough! Queer enough, smart enough, pretty enough – just simply, enough! Why open with this? Because, as you know best, you’re your own very worst critic and there’s much more than enough self-loathing to go around inside the community! So, try to cut everyone some slack, both others – and they will thank you for it, just don’t expect them to literally say “thank you” – and, more importantly maybe, yourself! After all, you’re almost as patient as you’re perfectionistic and there’s no shame in letting patience win from time to time, be it in a professional or a personal context. Don’t take it, however, as an excuse to indulge in your worst codependent tendencies: being patient and being an enabler is not the same thing.You shouldn’t need to feel useful in order to feel loved! Always remember: you are enough but so is, in the end, everyone else!

Scorpio How’s domesticity going for you? Well, knowing you, you’re either doing amazing or starting to question the path you have chosen for yourself… And both are perfectly valid! You bring a lot of intensity into everything: friendships, relationships, life plans. You know what you want and you always get there, one way or another… Or at least that’s what it looks like from the outside… And who’s to tell what’s going on inside your head? You’ve built those meaningful connections in your life but somehow seem to be hesitant to rely on them – for sure, trust doesn’t come easy to you and who could blame you for it? But as much as you’re willing to fight tooth and nail for your found family of queer weirdos, don’t hesitate to let them return the favour! And do try to listen to their advice – believe it or not, your well-being is important to them!

Capricorn Remember that time when you didn’t want to participate in your local queer karaoke but then ended up being the last one to leave, fuelled, for once, by sangria and an inexplicable desire to sing all the early 2000’s pop metal songs? Maybe not, but those around you sure do! Because unfortunately, you sometimes come off as almost allergic to fun, having drawn the opposite conclusion to the fact that life is shorter than most anyone else… And, fair enough, you know where you want to end up and will get there, which cannot be said for everyone. However, try to enjoy yourself more! Having and reaching goals is all well and good but, as the saying goes, the journey is a goal in and by itself! And while you’re at it, also try to cut those around you some slack: everyone’s needs and goals are different which keeps life interesting. And what even is a journey, without travel companions? The relevant answer: a lot less fun!

Pisces While it may be sometimes difficult for others to relate to your inner world, its richness and the imagination, it attests to, are undeniable strengths of yours! Let the nay-sayers call you a dreamer or even delusional – never forget that there’s also those who will always appreciate the whimsy and kindness you bring into their lives! Be careful, though, to stay grounded in reality, lest you end up swallowed up by your emotions! Even those close to you might not always be able to offer as much empathy and compassion as you do them and the flipside of feeling everything as deeply as you do is a tendency to take things too personally. And it’s only understandable, then, that you might be more conflict-avoidant than your peers. Remember, however, that the occasional fight in a relationship is not a catastrophe and that, well, “conflict is not abuse”. There is always a fine line between healthy fights and becoming the new source of drama in your queer bubble, after all!

Taurus Well, what to tell you? You know that there’s a fine line between dedication and stubbornness and you yourself are definitely self-aware enough to make the difference. No need, either, to tell you to be patient in your newest endeavours – if anything, you know how to play the long game a bit too well… But sometimes, it might just be necessary to change plans last-minute, you know? Else, you risk losing out on amazing opportunities! Especially when your current “project” involves a rather hopeless-seeming situationship… Yes, they like you. No, they’re not emotionally available right now and, if you’re being honest with yourself, no amount of perseverance will lead you to the desired result here. Sometimes the best way to win in the long run is to call it quits and save yourself the trouble and the heartbreak. Your natural aversion to the hookup culture seemingly dominating queer spaces will pay off for sure – just not this time!

Cancer Oh, you definitely left an impression when you entered that room! Pity, though, that it wasn’t necessarily entirely correct… But that’s alright with you, isn’t it? Hard shell, soft core and all that. And who cares about the people who aren’t willing to invest the time and energy to get to know the real you anyways? Well, you definitely aren’t wrong but remember that, in order for people to get closer to you, they first need to, well, get close to you and you’re not exactly making it easy for them… Which is a bit of a shame, considering how caring and empathetic you are! But then again, seeing how much you are willing to give to others, it’s perfectly understandable – as much as it might make it hard for you to navigate the seemingly omnipresent promiscuity of queer spaces… Still, try to open up a little: there just might be more people looking for as much commitment as you than you think!

Virgo You are enough! Queer enough, smart enough, pretty enough – just simply, enough! Why open with this? Because, as you know best, you’re your own very worst critic and there’s much more than enough self-loathing to go around inside the community! So, try to cut everyone some slack, both others – and they will thank you for it, just don’t expect them to literally say “thank you” – and, more importantly maybe, yourself! After all, you’re almost as patient as you’re perfectionistic and there’s no shame in letting patience win from time to time, be it in a professional or a personal context. Don’t take it, however, as an excuse to indulge in your worst codependent tendencies: being patient and being an enabler is not the same thing.You shouldn’t need to feel useful in order to feel loved! Always remember: you are enough but so is, in the end, everyone else!

Scorpio How’s domesticity going for you? Well, knowing you, you’re either doing amazing or starting to question the path you have chosen for yourself… And both are perfectly valid! You bring a lot of intensity into everything: friendships, relationships, life plans. You know what you want and you always get there, one way or another… Or at least that’s what it looks like from the outside… And who’s to tell what’s going on inside your head? You’ve built those meaningful connections in your life but somehow seem to be hesitant to rely on them – for sure, trust doesn’t come easy to you and who could blame you for it? But as much as you’re willing to fight tooth and nail for your found family of queer weirdos, don’t hesitate to let them return the favour! And do try to listen to their advice – believe it or not, your well-being is important to them!

Capricorn Remember that time when you didn’t want to participate in your local queer karaoke but then ended up being the last one to leave, fuelled, for once, by sangria and an inexplicable desire to sing all the early 2000’s pop metal songs? Maybe not, but those around you sure do! Because unfortunately, you sometimes come off as almost allergic to fun, having drawn the opposite conclusion to the fact that life is shorter than most anyone else… And, fair enough, you know where you want to end up and will get there, which cannot be said for everyone. However, try to enjoy yourself more! Having and reaching goals is all well and good but, as the saying goes, the journey is a goal in and by itself! And while you’re at it, also try to cut those around you some slack: everyone’s needs and goals are different which keeps life interesting. And what even is a journey, without travel companions? The relevant answer: a lot less fun!

Pisces While it may be sometimes difficult for others to relate to your inner world, its richness and the imagination, it attests to, are undeniable strengths of yours! Let the nay-sayers call you a dreamer or even delusional – never forget that there’s also those who will always appreciate the whimsy and kindness you bring into their lives! Be careful, though, to stay grounded in reality, lest you end up swallowed up by your emotions! Even those close to you might not always be able to offer as much empathy and compassion as you do them and the flipside of feeling everything as deeply as you do is a tendency to take things too personally. And it’s only understandable, then, that you might be more conflict-avoidant than your peers. Remember, however, that the occasional fight in a relationship is not a catastrophe and that, well, “conflict is not abuse”. There is always a fine line between healthy fights and becoming the new source of drama in your queer bubble, after all!

Taurus Well, what to tell you? You know that there’s a fine line between dedication and stubbornness and you yourself are definitely self-aware enough to make the difference. No need, either, to tell you to be patient in your newest endeavours – if anything, you know how to play the long game a bit too well… But sometimes, it might just be necessary to change plans last-minute, you know? Else, you risk losing out on amazing opportunities! Especially when your current “project” involves a rather hopeless-seeming situationship… Yes, they like you. No, they’re not emotionally available right now and, if you’re being honest with yourself, no amount of perseverance will lead you to the desired result here. Sometimes the best way to win in the long run is to call it quits and save yourself the trouble and the heartbreak. Your natural aversion to the hookup culture seemingly dominating queer spaces will pay off for sure – just not this time!

Cancer Oh, you definitely left an impression when you entered that room! Pity, though, that it wasn’t necessarily entirely correct… But that’s alright with you, isn’t it? Hard shell, soft core and all that. And who cares about the people who aren’t willing to invest the time and energy to get to know the real you anyways? Well, you definitely aren’t wrong but remember that, in order for people to get closer to you, they first need to, well, get close to you and you’re not exactly making it easy for them… Which is a bit of a shame, considering how caring and empathetic you are! But then again, seeing how much you are willing to give to others, it’s perfectly understandable – as much as it might make it hard for you to navigate the seemingly omnipresent promiscuity of queer spaces… Still, try to open up a little: there just might be more people looking for as much commitment as you than you think!

Virgo You are enough! Queer enough, smart enough, pretty enough – just simply, enough! Why open with this? Because, as you know best, you’re your own very worst critic and there’s much more than enough self-loathing to go around inside the community! So, try to cut everyone some slack, both others – and they will thank you for it, just don’t expect them to literally say “thank you” – and, more importantly maybe, yourself! After all, you’re almost as patient as you’re perfectionistic and there’s no shame in letting patience win from time to time, be it in a professional or a personal context. Don’t take it, however, as an excuse to indulge in your worst codependent tendencies: being patient and being an enabler is not the same thing.You shouldn’t need to feel useful in order to feel loved! Always remember: you are enough but so is, in the end, everyone else!

Scorpio How’s domesticity going for you? Well, knowing you, you’re either doing amazing or starting to question the path you have chosen for yourself… And both are perfectly valid! You bring a lot of intensity into everything: friendships, relationships, life plans. You know what you want and you always get there, one way or another… Or at least that’s what it looks like from the outside… And who’s to tell what’s going on inside your head? You’ve built those meaningful connections in your life but somehow seem to be hesitant to rely on them – for sure, trust doesn’t come easy to you and who could blame you for it? But as much as you’re willing to fight tooth and nail for your found family of queer weirdos, don’t hesitate to let them return the favour! And do try to listen to their advice – believe it or not, your well-being is important to them!

Capricorn Remember that time when you didn’t want to participate in your local queer karaoke but then ended up being the last one to leave, fuelled, for once, by sangria and an inexplicable desire to sing all the early 2000’s pop metal songs? Maybe not, but those around you sure do! Because unfortunately, you sometimes come off as almost allergic to fun, having drawn the opposite conclusion to the fact that life is shorter than most anyone else… And, fair enough, you know where you want to end up and will get there, which cannot be said for everyone. However, try to enjoy yourself more! Having and reaching goals is all well and good but, as the saying goes, the journey is a goal in and by itself! And while you’re at it, also try to cut those around you some slack: everyone’s needs and goals are different which keeps life interesting. And what even is a journey, without travel companions? The relevant answer: a lot less fun!

Pisces While it may be sometimes difficult for others to relate to your inner world, its richness and the imagination, it attests to, are undeniable strengths of yours! Let the nay-sayers call you a dreamer or even delusional – never forget that there’s also those who will always appreciate the whimsy and kindness you bring into their lives! Be careful, though, to stay grounded in reality, lest you end up swallowed up by your emotions! Even those close to you might not always be able to offer as much empathy and compassion as you do them and the flipside of feeling everything as deeply as you do is a tendency to take things too personally. And it’s only understandable, then, that you might be more conflict-avoidant than your peers. Remember, however, that the occasional fight in a relationship is not a catastrophe and that, well, “conflict is not abuse”. There is always a fine line between healthy fights and becoming the new source of drama in your queer bubble, after all!